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One day, about 1-2 months back, while playing with Auntie Janet, Brandon and Andrea are hanging on to light baby blankets. Auntie Janet: Come here Brandon, let me tie this around your neck. Brandon: OK. Auntie Janet: Then you can be BATMAN! Brandon: No, I want…  

We celebrated Brandon’s fourth birthday last night. It was loud, slightly chaotic, and a lot of fun amongst family members. All three kids were so well-mannered and well-behaved all day, especially Brandon who reigned in his excitement to open his birthday presents…  

Brunch at The Bee, Jaya One, on Saturday. (Brandon sees the waitress plonking a bowl of brown sugar on our table.) Brandon: Mummy, can I eat the sugar please? Me: No Brandon, you can’t. Brandon: But why? Me: Because you’ll be bouncing off the walls. You can’t…  

I’m putting it down to these reasons: we parents are slacking off the novelty of having (yet) another Ngeowling has faded Every other evening, Han and I will start a name suggesting session. It’s all verbal, done over dinner, while in the car on the…  

Short video clip of one of the many ways Brandon has made us laugh with his child’s play.  

One night while I was driving home from Han’s parents’ place and Brandon was clambering all over Han as usual, I rounded a corner and asked Brandon something. His reply was, “mamabitch.”  

The Bricklayer’s Song by The Corries. It’s quick to load, and I’m sure it’ll get at least a chuckle out of you.  

The choice of words for public signage is always so important. Here are just 2 examples of signs which we thought could have been worded a LOT better. Han pointed this one out. As a programmer, I suppose there are plenty of negative…  

…point your browser to this link to see photochopped sequences using (mostly) the face of King Leonidas, from the movie 300. Bring out a hanky.  

A security notice in the Eastin Hotel carpark reads: “Please Take Everything.”