Dealing With Freaks

Sunday, 13 March 2005

Lately I've been the target of an annoying pervert hell-bent on sending me pictures of his elaborate porn collection with the belief that this is the best way to get girls to notice him. Not only that, he has on several occasions called or sent me text messages asking me out to dinner at dodgy hotels, followed by 'entertainment'. Anyway, enough was enough and so I handed this 'prat' over to Han to be sorted out.

One phone call was all it took to send Matthew (whose number I have stored as 'Freak' in my phonebook) packing. However, not to deny the public the pleasure of interacting with this 'entertainment', we've decided to share his number with the rest of the web, sincerely hoping that a Juliet might read this blog and decide this is her Romeo.

Alternatively, if you feel disgusted by his actions, it would be great if you could drop him a friendly SMS, or ring him up to give him a piece of your mind, in as concise a way as possible. Be as direct as you like--after all, subtlety isn't his modus operandi. 😀 Spam the bugger!!!

Matthew, your calls/SMS/MMS will NOT be missed. +6 012 287 6400.

6 Comments

#1Gravatar imageAdam says:

Lot of crazy people out there. BTW, I was wondering how he got his hands on your number.

#2Gravatar imagekOtAk says:

Spam him! Spam him!

Yeah, how did he get your number?

#3Gravatar imageMichelle says:

He told me he got my number from one of the instant messaging programmes I used while I was at uni. I don’t use it anymore, but I left my details there with the romantic notion that old friends can look me up using that directory. Do you think I should remove my contact details from there?

#4Gravatar imageLigeirim says:

Yeah, I think you should. I will remember this number and call it to scream obscenities everytime I have a bad day…

#5Gravatar imageLincoln says:

Ahah time for prank calls… woo hoo.

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